Vacation to Die for
“To avoid the inevitable craziness that happens when you find yourself in a time crunch, follow these three simple steps: First, The “Oh my God, I have nothing to wear” moment should never come within twelve hours of departure. It invites wardrobe meltdowns, and that heart-shattering moment when you realize that in your haste you made all the wrong choices. Granny panties are not in keeping with your plans for a naughty weekend rendezvous, and that too tight, too short bandage dress is not what ...you want to wear the first time you’re meeting his beloved grandparents. The experienced traveler starts trolling her closet at least 72-hours before takeoff. Second, shopping for clothes at a resort is like food shopping at a movie theater: you’re what retailers call “a desperate customer.” You’ll pay double for items you’d pass up at your local mall without a second thought—including that tee-shirt that proclaims “If the Voices in My Head Don’t Shut Up, I’m Going to Have to Poke Them with a Q-Tip.”MoreLess
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