The Randy Romance Novelist
“Thanks to the incessant crying of Sir Licks-a-Lot, I hadn’t been able to get a good night’s sleep for a few days. Well, that wasn’t true, my mind was also restless because of the meeting I had today with the board and the introduction of the new hire, but I was also irritated with the new member of our apartment.
Due to his constant scratching on the bedroom door, we’d been forced to grant him access into our room at night. This was terrifying for a couple of reasons. One, I wasn’t entirely sur...e he wasn’t planning our deaths. I think suffocation might have been on his list of things to do in the near future. And two, he likes to stare . . . a lot. To the point that I felt like he was wearing a secret webcam in his collar and selling our bedroom activities to someone overseas for Internet porn. I would not be surprised at all if I ran into my white ass one day online.
When I showered, he was right there, peering past the shower curtain, circling the claw foot tub, right on the edge, dancing dangerously with falling in.MoreLess
Due to his constant scratching on the bedroom door, we’d been forced to grant him access into our room at night. This was terrifying for a couple of reasons. One, I wasn’t entirely sur...e he wasn’t planning our deaths. I think suffocation might have been on his list of things to do in the near future. And two, he likes to stare . . . a lot. To the point that I felt like he was wearing a secret webcam in his collar and selling our bedroom activities to someone overseas for Internet porn. I would not be surprised at all if I ran into my white ass one day online.
When I showered, he was right there, peering past the shower curtain, circling the claw foot tub, right on the edge, dancing dangerously with falling in.MoreLess
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