The Housewife Assassin's Hostage Hosting Tips (Housewife Assassin Series book 9)
“During any busy party season, all invitations begin to look alike. To assure that the invitation to your bodacious shindig gets read, considered, and answered (hopefully, positively), follow these fail-proof tips: Tip #1: Make sure that the invitation is elegant. Use a font that is subtle, but stands out. (In other words, stay away from any font used by car dealers, porn sites, or traveling circuses.) Tip #2: Have the invitation delivered in a noteworthy manner. Perhaps the packaging should be ...three-dimensional! Your missive can come in an elegant box, or attached to a champagne bottle (write the details on the label). One way your invitation will get the attention it deserves is to have it hand-delivered, perhaps by a hooker. Better yet, send it via the party’s bouncer. Make sure he brings a bat with him, so that he gets the point across that you’re serious about their saying yes.
Tip #3: As a last resort, send it with a bribe. Checks are déclassé. Consider cash instead. Last one accessing the Swiss bank account is a rotten egg!MoreLess
Tip #3: As a last resort, send it with a bribe. Checks are déclassé. Consider cash instead. Last one accessing the Swiss bank account is a rotten egg!MoreLess
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