The Housewife Assassin's Ghost Protocol
“However, if you choose to interact with them, here are some do’s and don’t’s: Rule #1: Don’t stick your hand through the ghost’s ectoplasm. Besides being crude and offensive, as your mother would say, “You don’t know where it’s been, so don’t touch it!”
Rule #2: It’s polite to act scared, even if you aren’t. But don’t over-act the role of horror victim. You’re not going for an Academy Award, just a get-out-of-Hell-Free card.
Rule #3: It’s okay to communicate, but don’t ask rude questions. Topic...s to avoid: -How old the poltergeist may be. (No need to rile him up by reminding him how many years he’s been gone, and therefore how old he really is.) -How he died. (Possibly not the best memory he’s held onto, considering it’s his last one.) -What he wants with you. If you’re lucky, it’s not to suck out your soul, or replace your soul in your body. Because, let’s be honest: this wasn’t exactly what you had in mind when you said you wanted a total makeover.MoreLess
Rule #2: It’s polite to act scared, even if you aren’t. But don’t over-act the role of horror victim. You’re not going for an Academy Award, just a get-out-of-Hell-Free card.
Rule #3: It’s okay to communicate, but don’t ask rude questions. Topic...s to avoid: -How old the poltergeist may be. (No need to rile him up by reminding him how many years he’s been gone, and therefore how old he really is.) -How he died. (Possibly not the best memory he’s held onto, considering it’s his last one.) -What he wants with you. If you’re lucky, it’s not to suck out your soul, or replace your soul in your body. Because, let’s be honest: this wasn’t exactly what you had in mind when you said you wanted a total makeover.MoreLess
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