How to Ruin a Summer Vacation (Ruined Series #1) (2006)
“The beach we go to is sandy, and borders a huge lake they tell me is called the Kineret. It's all seven of us tonight: me, Ofra, Snotty, Avi, Moron, Doo-Doo, and O'dead. The guys have made a huge bonfire, and we're sitting around it.
Avi leads Moron to a chair he's placed in the sand. Then he pulls out a shirt from a bag with Hebrew letters ironed on it. When he holds it up, everyone laughs.
Except me, of course, because I have no clue what's written on the shirt.
"What does it say?" I ask Ofra....
"Where's the bathroom?" she says.
"I don't know," I say. "I guess you're going to have to wait or pee in the sand." 64 They all laugh harder. And I realize they're laughing at me. "What?" I say.
Ofra pats my back. "I wasn't asking you where the bathroom is, I was telling you that's what the shirt says." Oh, man.
"Avi, speak in English so Amy can understand," Ofra says.
He stands there, totally intimidating. "Beseder," he says begrudgingly. "My friend Moron here has gotten us lost on many occasions.MoreLess
Avi leads Moron to a chair he's placed in the sand. Then he pulls out a shirt from a bag with Hebrew letters ironed on it. When he holds it up, everyone laughs.
Except me, of course, because I have no clue what's written on the shirt.
"What does it say?" I ask Ofra....
"Where's the bathroom?" she says.
"I don't know," I say. "I guess you're going to have to wait or pee in the sand." 64 They all laugh harder. And I realize they're laughing at me. "What?" I say.
Ofra pats my back. "I wasn't asking you where the bathroom is, I was telling you that's what the shirt says." Oh, man.
"Avi, speak in English so Amy can understand," Ofra says.
He stands there, totally intimidating. "Beseder," he says begrudgingly. "My friend Moron here has gotten us lost on many occasions.MoreLess
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